Escape it all, it’s just irrelevant.: Hello, helloanybody out there?‘cause I don’t hear a soundalone, aloneI...
Hello, hello
anybody out there?
‘cause I don’t hear a sound
alone, alone
I don’t really know where the world is but I miss it now
I’m out on the edge and I’m screaming my name
like a fool at the top of my lungs
sometimes when I close my eyes I pretend I’m alright
but it’s never enough
Can February march?
No, but April may!
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor:
You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman:
Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor:
Denise.
Woman:
Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor:
Denephew.
That awkward moment when you say something really deep:
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: quotesaboutlifeandmore)
